Kid Quotes #1

I always enjoy hearing funny kid quotes and have always said I should write down the crazy stuff I hear. Honestly, who doesn't love those forwards with all the cute and ridiculous quotes from kids under the age of 8?

Here's the start of my collection from my first few weeks from school:

Kid Quote #1

Me: What do you want to be when you grow up?

Kid: I want to be an astronaut. I want to be the first person on Mars.

Me: That is so cool! I can’t wait to see you on TV someday.

Kid: If you’re alive by then…

Me: haha, I hope I am.

Kid: Well, I’m just making common sense. You’re an adult and I’m a kid. When I’m an adult, you’ll most likely be dead.

Me: Gulp.

Kid Quote #2

Me: What is another word that means the same as “SINGULAR”?

Kid responds with: seis

(for some reason, he thought I was speaking another language and said cinco... wrong either way you look at it)

Kid Quote #3

Me: Do you do that often?

Kid: offense? We play defense.

* this is why I love my job *